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i have a new respect for police. a cop just came to the door and handed me my pants, wallet, and phone. i should mention that ive only been up for a few hours and i didnt even realize i was missing those things...
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| to be honest, im still drunk |
[17 Aug 2006|12:36pm] |
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the only times i ever realy write in this thing is when i have a story about drinking. i should change the title to "what happened to me last nite". anyway, true to form, here i go
i didnt eat anything all day yesterday because wednesdays are free wings and pizza at the sheraton, which is a tradition for us. so we went and i had like 20 wings and so much pizza. i pulled a brian leigh if you know what that means. i was hurtin. too full. went back to my temporary home (sean and marks) for a few hours and we were gonna play wow for awhile but we were all too sleepy and full from the beer and food. so we watched boondock saints instead. then we went to chucks and drank a lot. then we left and mark drunk drove us to erins house and drank with people. we had just picked up a 30 from the store and started playin beer ball. the 6 of us drank the 30 in like a half hour or something ridiculous. so sean offered to drive to the store and get more and i went too, to help. i went into the store cause sean had just gone in a half hour ago and bought beer so it would be uncomfortable. i was pretty drunk. seans directions were "just walk to the back of the store, then over to the beer so they dont notice you". i followed the directions cause i felt it was important but it probably wasnt. i get to the beer fridges and i all of a sudden dont know what to do. i couldnt find beer. everything was in 12 packs. i panicked. i went to grab for my phone to call someone but i didnt have it on me so i panicked more. then i stopped and told myself to relax and stop panicking and that worked. but i was still confused. so i started walkin the isles and managed to walk past the 30 packs of beer. i was pretty psyched. im glad there was no one in the store at this point cause i was smiling and giggling like an idiot (standard mo). i got to the register and i was tryin to play it cool but im pretty sure i failed cause the lady kept eyeing me. she was wearing plastic gloves and it was too funny. what do you need gloves for register lady? anyway, the moral of this story is that i got the beer and we were all able to keep drinking. i was the hero. everyone lifted me on their shoulders and chanted my name when i brought the beer back.
thats obviously a lie.
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[03 Aug 2006|06:27pm] |
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i spent 35 bucks at chucks last nite. for those not in the know, average cost of gettin blackout drunk at chucks is about 9-15 bucks
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| doins, they are-a transpirin |
[26 Jul 2006|01:12am] |
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i forgot how old i was today. i couldnt remember if i was 22 or 21. i honestly had to do that math. and then once i had done the math, i realized that im going to be 23 in less than 10 weeks. -gulp- if thats not lightin a fire under my ass....
im entering the real world again in a few days. that is, the one that exists outside of the aircondition house that i live in with my immediate family. heres hopin i havent forgotten how to be a person
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[15 May 2006|11:49am] |
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all done.
its more than a little weird watchin all my friends graduate. and more than a little sad
ive turned into some sort of dancing fool lately. everytime i go to the bar i start dancing. i was swing dancing last nite. its strange and different.
three more days in this place and then im goin back to mass. if you love me and would like to put me up for a few days i would not say no.
i was gonna keep writin but now i need to go lay down cause i drank from 1 to 2 yesterday and it hurts
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[28 Apr 2006|12:49am] |
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my next tattoo. amazing! im kind of mad i didnt think of it
now i must go and study for four hours for a 20 minute quiz
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[17 Apr 2006|02:23am] |
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my internet is being lame right now so i cant play wow. that im tired from it. i didnt really do anything this weekend cept for play that all the time. me alex and pat were the only ones here cause everyone else left for easter. pat was always on campus doing work, alex was at work unless he was here but if he was here than he was playing wow or kingdom hearts so i had to find ways to entertain myself.
ive had a weird cough thing for the past week or two. i dont have a cold just the most violent cough ever. ive started coughin so hard that my gag reflex kicks in and makes me puke. its fun! the coughing makes all the air rush out of my lungs and then i cant pull anymore in. i think its starting to go away though. so much for doctors. who needs em
i think im gonna shave my head tomorrow. i was gonna do it tonite but i forgot.
ive been thinking of taking out a personal ad. i even wrote up a draft
looking for: 1 girl
must be: not a psycho
i dont think ill have too much luck though
i just ate two double chicken and bacon sandwiches from pita pit and im still hungry. i dont know where it goes
our shower as always had a leak. it used to be tiny, just drops every now and then. it quickly went from that to a steady trickle or water. i had to make a slide out of the shower curtain otherwise it splashes under the curtain and soaks the floor. that and im pretty sure our sewer system is clogged again. the pipes cant handle the mighty power of our bowels. i dont blame them
kingdom hearts is ruining everything disney from my childhood. it is too morbid a game for the characters involved. on that note, its pretty badass
if there are people from hudson reading this, when are we gonna get together to send luther off to the coast guard?
also, sarah stop growing up please
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| +1 to addictions |
[30 Mar 2006|10:56pm] |
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have i mentioned that i love my new computer?
flip nite last nite at faegens. i won 6 out of 7 of my beers. as a group we went like 20 for 25. battin .800 is alright. 60 somethin dollars of free beer. that sounds like a good excuse to buy a pizza and take a cab home, which we did both of.
my eyes hurt. im more tired then i think ive ever been in my entire life. im gettin sick again. the smart thing to do would be go to bed early. the thing im gonna do is play on the computer til 3 in the morning.
sarah left me some ims tonite listing some of my less than desirable qualities, and the only one that really hurt was the new yorker comment. ouch
( sad )
jills comin up tomorrow and that should be fun. shes pretty ridiculous
rugby seasons started so that means drinkups every weekend. you havent drunk until youve drunk at a rugby party. i dont think these people are human.
ok that was just a quick break. i have important 'matters' to attend to
excelsioorrr!
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| goodbye real world. i no longer need you |
[28 Mar 2006|07:56pm] |
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my computer shit the bed hardcore last week. it sucks, but i got a new laptop and its awesome and it let me go buy world of warcraft and play it. i bought it friday but i went straight from bestbuy to the bar so i didnt play til saturday morning. actually i woke up at 3 (not to play) so i installed it then but the server was down or somethin. anyway, it eventually worked and i played all day. i think 12 hours. then i did it again on sunday, and monday. in all honestly i might have done it again today if they didnt shut crap down for maintenance. its pretty amazing. alex is attempting to install it right now on his computer. with any luck itll work and neither of us will see the outdoors for awhile. on top of that kingdom hearts 2 came out today which it is my duty to buy, wild arms 4 is downstairs waiting to be played, and alex is probably gonna buy guitar hero this week cause it is amazing. if i didnt already wear glasses id probably need them after this week.
on top of all these computer games, its ungodly nice outside right now and its only supposed to get better as the week goes on. jess said that its gonna be like 65 on friday.
these are all amazing things and it makes me pretty happy that things are on the upswing when they werent really on the downswing to begin with.
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| everything happens for a reason |
[23 Mar 2006|05:19pm] |
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im still pissed that i lost all my music, but its softened by my shiny new laptop. its a million times better than my other computer and this one is portable! what will they come up with next
i only have 350 songs though and thats no good. im having trouble remembering what i even used to listen to so that i can download it again. theres post its all over the walls of music to get again. its gonna take me a long time
heres some pictures cause thats how i do
( what )
ive spent more time at best buy and the comic book store these past two days than at my own house. its a problem. for my wallet.
played guitar hero at best buy yesterday for like 10 seconds and im addicted. luckily so is alex, so im relieved of payin 70 bucks to play it when i want.
tomorrow is marks birthday and its also the first happy hour back from break. there will be trouble i imagine. the good kind
someone asked me the other day what i like to do. i couldnt really come up with any actual hobbies. drinking was about the closest thing and that troubled me
my main reason for posting is that i need and excuse to type stuff cause i love how the keys sound
today in class i noticed how funny it is to stereotype white people as unintelligent lameos. like three or four kids made comments that reflected that. only one wasnt white. dont think im complaining or making some commentary on the fairness of it, it was just funny.
ive satisfied my clickity urge so im done now
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[22 Mar 2006|11:34pm] |
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my computer died yesterday. it was about 5 or 6 years old. i lost 5500 songs, 5 seasons of the sopranos, who knows how many pictures, all the papers ive written over the past 4 years, and other random stuff that im gonna miss. im a bit peeved
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| obligatory |
[27 Feb 2006|01:55am] |
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i didnt want the month of february to go by without posting
i use bendy straws to get at those hard to reach itches
( new pup )
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| the story of my worst dream in my entire life. dont read this!!! |
[27 Jan 2006|01:43pm] |
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sorry that this is so fuckin creepy. i feel like i need to write it down though somewhere where ill have it. i would advise you dont actually read this. im not gonna use any paragraphs so hopefully that will discourage you.
i dont usually remember my dreams or have dreams, im not sure which it is. there is always one dream that i do have though. i dont wanna call it a reoccuring dream cause its not. but each time is like a sequel of the other dream. i hate them so bad. they arent good dreams. theyre scary. its like a series of horror movies. like all the friday the thirteenth movies. on top of that they arent disjointed and ridiculous like normal dreams so they seem more real. and i always remember them really well. anyway, i had another one last nite and it was the worst of all. the basic idea of the dream is that theres something that makes people into unrelenting monsterish zombie kind of folk. they look completely normal except that you know they are bad cause they have like a red aura or something. its not something you see, you just know, theyre red. i guess thats the only part that makes it dreamlike. anyway, the whole dream is spent trying to get away. theyre the majority and theres usually only a couple people left besides me. this one started with me in a greenhouse and theres plants that are somehow zombified. theyre on a stand behind glass. these plants were at the end of the last one of these dreams i had. that makes it scarier for me. the plants break out of the glass, and run out the door and little plant legs. at this point i somehow know whats gonna happen. theres gonna be waves off different zombied monsters coming into this greenhouse type place. also, theres someone else with me but i could never figure out who. it was always different. first its these little animals like from gremlins, but the soft and fuzzy ones. theyre sorta not doing anything. theyre just sort of biting, but not a threat. then we get rid of them and some rotweilers come and are bitin me and stuff but its not a big deal. then we let them leave but the big one kills two of the smaller ones for no reason. (ok i guess its more dreamlike then i remembered) then my moms there as well the other person, and im unloading a dishwasher. everythings still hot and full of water. for i second i think that i might escape but my mom says she didnt call anyone. i get mad and start yellin at her, 'why didnt you call anyone. theyre gonna come back. they always come back. whats wrong with you'. then two more zombies come and theyre people. theyre twins and for some reason they look like pat's gabby. theyre wearing army fatigue tshirts and they each have a name on the but its different names. at first theyre innocent enough and theyre acting like theyre still real people. but then they attack and i kick one. i see in the background one getting stabbed by either my mom or the mystery person but the other gets me. then theres blackness. when i am seeing things again, im walkin down a long path with hundreds of other monster people. apparantly im one of them. or they think i am. all of them are people that i know. theres multiples of them because when a piece of one comes off, it grows into an exact copy. im pretty sure all my friends from hudson are walking in this line with me. theres multiples of all of them. i see someone scuff theyre foot on the ground and they say something about how there will be more of them now. im pretending to be one of them and im doing a good job. i see dan luther and i know that hes not one of them either but he messed up and they catch onto him. everyone tells him why they knew he wasnt one of them and i remember saying 'yea dan didnt you know that'. then we're in a room thats like a lab or something. its white and theres a couple metal tables with people on them. (ok this is where the dream goes from plain scary to scary and terrible. i woke up physically sick because of this) mike kauffman is there as well as other hudsonites but they arent clear. just mike and dan are. also theres one of the head zombie things. they dont look like people. the idea is that dan has to die and that is has to be horrible. i am pleading to just do it quickly and im trying to pretend that its a waste of time, lets just do it. but theyre all evil. thats their thing. he holds out a syringe and says to pick an eye (of dans). then i start to get frantic. i keep saying just do it quickly please. now mike has the syringe and the head zombie is saying to dan to take some pills cause theyll help but i know that its a lie so i tell him not to but he takes them anyway. then mike puts the syringe into dans stomach. theres nothing in the syringe. (i think that it explodes him from the inside? guess it doesnt matter, its a dream) then you can tell dans dying and someone tells him that the pills were pain pills. they actually make everything hurt more. im still very frantic and dans holding my thumb. (i woke up holding my own thumb) then he dies and i wake up. i felt pretty naseaus and i was sweaty and i felt terrible. i know theres some messages in there but i dont want to think about this anymore.
sorry again if you read this. i told you not to. dont judge me, dreams are weird, and next time i say dont read this, dont. i want to nap so bad now but i cant. im sure theres a lot of mistakes in this but i cant reread this so well all have to live with it
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| fuckin bullshit |
[23 Jan 2006|10:53pm] |
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i gave blood today. i waited like an hour and a half cause the stupid bitch kept letting her friends go before me. thats fine. people suck. i dont care, i know that, im pretty patient. so after more than 90 minutes of waiting, 15 minutes of interviewing, and 7 minutes of blood letting, im done. i go over to the food table and theres the same fat bitch from earlier talkin to her dumb friends again. i get a capri sun and i turn to check out the snack table and i see her grubby fingers grab up the last oatmeal cream pie. normally i wouldnt care. she got to it first, good for her. but the cow didnt even give blood. i literally needed the oatmeal cream pie. by now im dizzy with some combination of blood loss and anger and i just grab the first thing i see. it happens to be fig newtons which i like. the thing is, i saw the ocp. i saw it goddamnit. it shouldve been mine
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[13 Dec 2005|11:03pm] |
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there are too many coincidences in my life. they freak me out. im thinking of starting a list, but that might be verging on insanity. but they say flaunt it if you got it, right?
ive got some weird stomach ache thing goin on. its not the gross kind (gas, diarea, etc) or the old man kind (heart burn, acid reflux) and its been here for two days now. if one more person asks if im on my period or whether the baby is a boy or girl im gonna murder them.
i just finished watching primer. its pretty confusing and im probably gonna need to watch it at least one more time, but i really liked it. it took me awhile to realize that they were talking about time travel.
im a little scared for new years this year. if were goin with the plan jared suggested then i could easily blow around 50 bucks in a nite. lets hope it doesnt come to that
theres an icicle outside my window thats longer than i am. im both excited and nervous to smash it to the ground
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| challenge accepted the jess |
[07 Dec 2005|03:40pm] |
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Ground rules: The first player of this "game" writes "Five Weird Habits of Yourself" and the people who get tagged need to then write their five quirky little habits as well as state the rules of this game clearly. In the end, you need to list the next five people who you want to tag, and then go on to leave a tag comment on their LJ
1. everything has to be symmetrical. if i itch one arm, i have to itch the other arm even if it doesnt itch. if i dont, then ill get a phantom itch there. this rule is impossible to break unless i want my brain to explode. it also applies to everything i do
2. one of my favorite things is waking up in the morning and then being able to go back to sleep. lots of times ill set my alarm super early just so i can go back to bed
3. people talk about how dumb goldfish are cause theyll just keep eating til they die if you let them. i guess chips are my fish food then. i can sit and eat a couple big bags of chips without stopping and without realizing what im doing.
4. when i want to get something like salt or pepper out of a shaker, i drum the shaker til the stuff comes out. it really bothers some people.
5. when i say oops, it comes out as either up or ups
6. i fall asleep better on the floor or in a pile of my own clothes
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| its gonna be a landmark case |
[04 Dec 2005|02:25pm] |
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our party got busted by the police and now i have to go to court on thursday. thats a picture of the summons they gave me
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[19 Nov 2005|10:53am] |
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here is something ill never understand. i hate food that everyone else likes, like vegetables and seafood, and mashed potatoes, but then i go and eat a mix of peanut butter, chex, honey nut cheerios, and sour cream and onion chips
my sister got arrested last nite for underage possesion of alcohol. she tried calling her family to tell us about it but we were too drunk
i remember returning to consciousness last nite alone, walking home from south campus, and wearing pats clothes. i was a little confused
i took another trip down the stairs i think
i was i had a camera following me around last nite cause i dont remember where i went. i woke up this morning and there was a little ziplock bag with a pamphlet on how to use condoms and two condoms. on the pamphlet theres a hispanic guy and the words 'yo! what you dont know will hurt you". i think its good that the condom people think young kids say yo a lot. or maybe just hispanic kids. i also just found a tiny little container of ID sensual lube. neat. did i make my way to planned parenthood last nite? what the fuck
im gonna go try and sober up cause theres only a few hours before i have to start drinking again
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| more adventures in idiocy |
[14 Nov 2005|02:52pm] |
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hows it go? necessity is the mother of invention? well in my case its the mother of all stomach aches. we had no bread for food so i was gonna have some cereal. instead, ( this happened )
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